jenk


a sharp pull on the p-n-s and b-lls.
loser gets twenty jenks!
the area between one’s b-lls and b-m
“i went for a ride last night. i went flying over a b-mp and landed right on my jenk”, or “i’m going to kick you in the jenk”
shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.

since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
jules: “hey dr, got any spare jenks?”
dr: “yes jules i have some lovely jenkem that i have freshly prepared for you.”
very small town in oklahoma, that is actually so small it’s not on the map. right next to the south side of tulsa. is mainly known for its public school rivalery with union (north/centeral tulsa) and advanced academics, arts, and atheltic departments (compared to the average public school). the school campus is one block away from the main street, which is home to small shops giving the feeling of a “at home” feeling. home to the riverwalk, jenks public schools, and new shopping centers in the coming years.
x: hey have you been to jenks lately?
y: no, why?
x: oh just that their building a bunch of stuff out their i wonderd if you heard….
y: oh well i hear their school is pretty amazing. they keep adding on to their campus, parking lots, math/science center, oh and their getting an olympic size pool too.
the devouring of a large quant-ty of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.
“man, i j totally jenks’d the sh-t out of like 7 slices of pizza last night”

“i caught john jenksing last night. i think he ate 5 deluxe doubles.”
a pseudonym for

1. a friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.

2. someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.

the name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (jenks, jenkins, jenxxxs)
“jenks! wake the f-ck up! you are p-ssed out in the middle of a party!”

“stop throwing f-cking pennies at me jenks.”
a huge c-ck that is proudly on display.
“sniff my f—-ing jenks b-tch”
crazy, wacky.
aiden: yo jamal, did you hear about that stupid woman who accidentally had a bear eat off her daughters fingers?

jamal: wut? that’s jenk yo

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