Jenkinese


a language of sayings derived from english and chinese, with sayings you have ever heard before. created in south western ontario, by big ern, the jenkinese epidemic is spreading like a bad weed in a sod field.
famous jenkinese sayings:

fix that oprah.
you god d-mn half epileptic r-t-rd.
now we’re talkin’ chinese!
walk and talk.
you f-ckin half-baked r-t-rd.
you c-ck-suckin little f-cker, i’ll fix you.
see that f-ckin kawasaki? ill fix that mother f-cker.
if you two little f-ckers don’t stop arguing, theres going to be another f-ckin jenkins trial.

jenkinese words:
tuckamuck (pr-nounced tuck-a-muck)
sammyiamie (sammy-i-am-ee)
greeneggsandhamie (green-eggs-and-ham-ie)

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