Jenking Off
what chicago white sox fans do when bobby jenks comes into the game in the 9th inning to close it out
“dude we’re up 6 to 5 going into the top of the ninth. i can’t believe how hard i’m jenking off right now”.
jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenk-m before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenk-m bottle as lubricant.
i heard steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.
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