Jenni
the most awesomest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life! jenni’s are awesomely awesome! there’s not enough words to describe them they are just wowww so awesome!
woooowww… jenni is soooo awesome!
the dumbest person anyone could ever meet!
a hy·po·chon·dri·ac
1. somebody with imaginary illness: somebody who is unduly preoccupied with personal health and believes that illness is nearly always present or imminent
afraid of confrontation!
biggest liar in the universe!
face full of zits she claims are cancer!
sits at home playing with herself all day long
always on a diet but always in the drive thru getting fast food!
always b-tts into someone else conversations
very un·couth
1. ill-mannered: behaving in an ill-mannered or unrefined way
i wonder if i pretend to be sick today will jenni have my symptoms tomorrow?
i am so glad my parents didn’t name me jenni!
i am so glad i am not related to jenni!
uncouth: hey, you owe me money!
she’s a person who knows who she is and enjoys being herself. often misunderstood as being flirty or flighty. really they just enjoy being around all kinds of people. most jenni’s are kind hearted and loving. they tend to be people pleasers which can get then onto situations they never intended to be in. you will know where you stand with them. even if they try to hide how the feel about you, thier emotions are all over their faces.
“man, jenni lookes p-ssed at me. she probably is.”
“i’m glad i have a jenni as a friend! she’s always here for me!”
this is a super hot, absolutely stunning and genuine girl. shes kind, pretty, clever caring and is an all round nice person! she has an obsession of cute things and her personality can be taken as flirty. she is amazing,beautiful and should be valued.
eg. guy1: wow, that girls beautiful!
guy2: must be called jenni!
quiet, intelligent, attractive, desireable. a man of g-d, a strong leader. faithful, devoted, a trusted provider. a loyal and sensual spouse or lover, a fair and moral father, an honest and true friend.
“she married a jennis, what a lucky girl!”
this is the by far most amazing girl ever! she is so beautiful when i see her my heart drops :d i love when we make belly babies, and everything about her.. without her i would be miserable and i will always be there for her! i love this girl if you mess with her i will f— you up :d
jenni is the most amazing girl ever :d
a mixed drink made of mountain dew and tequila, preferably cuervo. should mountain dew not be available, mix with pineapple juice for a “jenni 2”
i got so tanked last night at brick. i had, like, 5 jennis
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