jizz monkey
a j-zz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ s-x show boothes, so as said employee wipes sp-nk from the walls he is a j-zz monkey. i suppose it’s like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but i hear it pays well…
bill: ‘has bob got himself a job yet?’
ben: ‘why yes bill, he’s working as a j-zz monkey down in the red light district’
bill: what? he gets paid to clean up sp-nk, that’s just f-cked up man.’
ben: it’s a dirty job, but some ones got to do it…’
a person who skulks with intent and has a suspicious look about him. often seen chancing his arm. bodily posture likened to the meerkat.
“look at that j-zzmonkey, hanging around, waiting for his chance to skulk in”
when a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and sn-tches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with j-zz on its face…
johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy j-zzmonkey.
a person who is known to m-st-rb-t- frequently, and is also and idiot, who is often unattractive like a primate, thus the “monkey”. other wise known as a freak
j-zzmonkey- i screwed myself over your milf last night
guy- ow thats disgusting you ugly j-zz monkey!
someone who talks a huge load of sh-te or a primate who m-st-rb-t-s furiously hence producing wads of monkey j-zz.
1.bob really p-sses me off, what a j-zzmonkey.
2. cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that j-zzmonkey go
to j-zz on the face of an african american female, while she is taking a p–p.
brent shaw j-zz monkeyed that girl last night!!
someone who m-st-rb-t-s far too often.
ben is a j-zzmonkey.
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