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a huge pair of b-ttcheeks with a highly coveted -sshole. these enormous -sscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of f-cking them.

after years as a struggling actor, tony finally landed a small part in a major hollywood movie. he says if he makes it big, he’s gonna try to f-ck jennifer lopez.
a hot latino singer who comes from bronx, she is very talented and has the nicest -ss you could ever see
girl: hey aint that jennifer lopez?
boy: yeah i can see by the -ss, i wouldn’t mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b-stard, you had -n-l s-x with me yesterday now you see a b-tch from tv and diss me?!
jennifer lopoez also known as jlo,is a succesful puerto rican “superstar” singer/actress/and business woman.she’s is hated by many people because of her many failed relationships. a lot of people say she isnt a good singer or actress but shes is making millions and is known worldwide.shes has her own production company called ‘nuyorican productions’ & clothing line company ‘jle'(jennifer lopez enterprise)by the way her clothing is line is one of the most succesful clothing line if history of celebrity clothing lines and her perfumes sale really well all over the world. this days jlo is one of the most famous and richest women in entertainment and richest latina in hollywood according to forbes magazine.

accomplishments :

-most famous hispanic person in the world

-richest latina in hollywood

-one of the richest women in entertaiment

-lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (the wedding planner) and an alb-m (j. lo) at number one in the same week.

-lopez’s perfume, “glow”, made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.

-lopez has five number-one hits in the u.s. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.

-lopez appeared on the 2007 guinness world records as the most powerful actress.

and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
bob: jennifer lopez isnt talented shes got a big -ss! bla bla

randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a n-body just hating like people on definithing.com…-smiles-

bob:…….-keeps hating-
a actress/singer with an amazing -ss, t-ts and all round perfect body. there is not a single man on this earth that wouldn’t take the chance to f-ck her hard. she is so amazingly hot that she can make even teenagers get b-n-rs. most teens have wet dreams about their faces getting shoved in that bouncing gorgeous booty of hers. they also have wet dreams about eating her out. she truly is the definition of s-x and milf. she has incredible acting and singing ability and also the ability to turn a man on with her -rg-smic body.
i really wanna f-ck jennifer lopez!!!
one of the most successful women in entertainment; an actress, singer, dancer, and incredible business woman. jennifer lopez has branded a multi-million dollar empire throughout her career. she is often referred to as j.lo in the media. her films include selena, the wedding planner, maid in manhattan, monster-in-law, and what to expect when you’re expecting. jennifer lopez is the highest-paid latina actress in hollywood. she’s a phenomenal grammy award winning recording artist who has released seven alb-ms, including the first number one remix alb-m to top the charts in the united states. jennifer lopez has a slue of endors-m-nt deals, a successful line of perfumes, as well as a lucrative fashion line. she has become one of the biggest fashion icons. jennifer lopez is the first female artist to have both a number one alb-m and number one movie at the same time. in 2011, she was crowned by people magazine as the most beautiful woman in the world. in 2012, jennifer lopez topped forbes list of the 100 most powerful and influential celebrities in the world.
did you know that jennifer lopez is also known as j.lo ?
a no talented souless greedy celebrity who only cares about herself and her money and does nothing to help poor hispanic communities in america
i am jennifer lopez and i am going to join scientology only for my career and to have an alien baby
a dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can’t sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever i hear her cr-ppy/trendy music on the radio. makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.

she became famous for that fat, wide f-nny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some depends. cindy crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo’s -ss she wouldn’t even go out in public. -too much b-tt and no b–bies, me no likey-
if she’s so “real” then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?

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