a female name that people of america name their children.
hey there is jennifer over there.
lets name her jennifer.
from a cornish form of the old welsh name gwenhwyfar (guenevere).
jennifer’s are an extremely rare beauty inside & out. they are loyal to friends & family & will stand by you as long as you will let them; very supportive. they know how to love no other way than hard. jennifer’s have a deep p-ssion for life & the things that are important to them. sometimes their p-ssion can be mistaken for att-tude but, let it be known, it’s only because they are misunderstood by some; their p-ssion is real & for no other purpose. jennifer’s are naturally beautiful – making some green with envy of their natural features; so it is only fitting that they have keen interest in the nature around them & preserving natural beauty. they were born with it & are wired to love & care for things in their natural state as well as all creatures big and small.
jennifer’s will be there through the good times & the b-mps along the way. their friendship does not thin, it is not a fair-weather friendship. it is as real as the jennifer you encounter. strong & supportive; beautiful & timeless. should you come across a jennifer make them your best friend and hold onto them forever; i know i will.
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a tall girl, usually 5’6 or 5’7, usually white. scared of the world..beautiful hair and eyes that are so rare when you see them they seem one of a kind. she is a very loyal person. always there for you. whether you want her to be or not. she loves listening to problems and gives great advice..she relates to you iin every aspect. she can listen to so many problems and secrets from different people but will never tell. her words usually heal your wounds. very blunt. she loves to hear the truth . no matter how hard it may hurt. most jennifers have had a troubled past and aas much as they can help you they need a shoulder to cry on. jennifers are very strong girls but behind that gorgeous smile its a troubled soul, nights of crying..and anxiety stronger than no other. jennifers are very determined. never give up on you esepcially if she loves you. she usually falls for the guy thats going to hurt her the most and leave her up all night thinking. she cherishes her partner. she loves hard.. she is so strong and always has a come back but she s so senstive. if she loves you, what you say can make or break her. she seems crazy alot but its because shes trapped on the inside. she worries like h-ll. when she gets mad its almost safe to get her a stray jacket. never let a jennifer down. if she keeps you close no matter how much you hurt her she’ll be there for you. low self esteem.
she never thinks shes good enough. but cmon; we all know she is. she is a genius, strives for high grrades and to be the best at everything she attempts. if you encounter a jennifer, never let her slip through your fingersamazing..
“d-mn jenn tells it how it is
jenn is a hood b-tch
i really love jennifers drive..inspirational
jenn is a funny b-tch
why would i let jennifer go..
d-mn jenn has big t-ts!”
an amazing girl. smiles all the time whether she is happy or not. laughs alot. usually very pretty. is worth waiting for, fighting for, and most of the time some men dont deserve her. she is very friendly but can be quiet and shy around peole she doesnt know. a very trusworthy person. keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. an awesome friend. loves to party and have fun. prefers being called beautiful rather than hot or s-xy. loves to cuddle. would rather you tell her the truth than to lie or keep things from her. prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. no matter how hurts she is she always manages to force out a smile. has a great personality. very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. the cutest person ever. she is a wonderful person. ♥
-boy : yo i met this amazing girl the other day !
friend : oh really thats cool whats her name ?
boy : jennifer (=
-boyfriend : i am so lucky to have you. dont ever leave me. you’re the most gorgeous girl i ever met. i love you.
jennifer : (in her mind she knows the boy doesnt mean it but falls for it anyways) -smiles- i love you too .
jennifer one of these most randomest, unique, crazy, amazing girl you will have ever meet. at first she may seem shy but when you get to know – my god is she the opposite of what you think regular people percieve to be. she is always full of surprises that you wouldn’t expect. she likes cute things and acts immature at times, but she is a sweet, affectionate, loyal, trustworthy and probably the most caring person you will ever come across, you will definitely be lucky to have her as a friend.
person 1: that girl is so d-mn mysterious all the time, but man is she cute.
person 2: then why won’t you talk to her?
person 1: actually, i think i will. what’s her name, again?
person 2: her name is jennifer.
person 1: i knew it!
a beautiful, hot, sweet, caring lady. she attracts a lot of men. she is optimistic and always positive. very funny too, she can cheer you up when your down. a lot of people are jealous of her. shes the type of person you can depend on. trust her. she can follow through on almost anything. she’s always determined and confident. and tends to be just a little loud at times. she likes for her voice to be heard. so listen. she has a lot of common sense and great advice. but sometimes she can’t listen to herself and gets confused. she just needs time and amazing friends to help her. be patient. she is artistic and creative. also daring too. ask her to do anything and she will most likely do it. she’s not shy at all. she’s fun, outgoing and perfect. go for her. and once you got her. never let her go.
girl: no one will ever like me!
jennifer: don’t worry g-d is saving someone special just for you.
girl: really? you just made my day!
jennifer: why thank you just acting like my normal jennifer self. 🙂
a funny girl. really smart, and usually doen’t act her age.(wether it be acting older or younger)jennifer’s have amazing eys, and love to laugh and smile. they generaly enjoy the finer things in life. they have trouble showing their feelings, and take sometime to warm up to new poeple. they don’t trust easily, but that shouldn’t stop you from trusting them, they are very trustworthy. they need someone who will listen to them and give their honest opinion. jennifers are very honest and particular. they are caring and usually very s-xy. they know how to flirt in a very suddle way that drives men crazy. they know how to get what they want. jennifers are very good friends.
man: dude, i ment the most amazing girl today. she’s funny, and smart, and has amazing eyes.
man2: yeah man, cool. what’s her name?
- Golden Shower
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