Jennings Sanders
jennings is very hard on the outside. he does not tend to allow others easily into his life, but chooses his friends wisely. he is very smart, handsome, and above all charming. he is very well mannered and educated. he is driven in life, with great p-ssion and endurance. although he may not know this, he brightens the lives of many. jennings should feel very proud of who he has become, and know that he will do amazing things in life.
friend: how’s life going?
me: it’s going great! i have a boyfriend now, his name is jennings.
friend: i thought you had given up on love.
me: he’s worth the fall.
i love you jennings sanders❤
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