jens lehmann
german goalkeeper who since the fa cup in 2005 has shown m-ss improvement for -rs-nal and deserves to be germany’s #1 gk over oliver kahn in the upcoming world cup.
jens lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.
jens lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. in one match he knees an unsuspecting matt jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he’s walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by david bentley and goes down like he’s been shot. when he realised the ref wasn’t giving anything he got straight back up. also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
person 1: jens lehmann is a complete f-ckwit!
person 2: stfu he is a complete legend..
a poor subst-tute for david “oops i did it again” seaman, a w-nker who looks a lil like the wally david h-sselhoff, from baywatch…
“oh they didnt want him in borrusia soo they shipped him to highbury”
“ive never heard of him, mayb cuz he starts behind oliver kahn!!! hahaha and … well the deutsch dont like him either”
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