Jepsen-ed
when you hear the annoyingly catchy tune of carly rae jepsen’s ‘call me maybe’, and it’s stuck in your head for the rest of the day/week/month/year/life.
a person who has been jepsen-ed may experience irritability, nausea, and discomfort. look out for sure signs of the afflicted humming the tune. if you don’t run, you’ll be the next victim.
stu — “dude, what’s up with carl? he’s been really grouchy and he’s been complaining of nausea and pain.
dude — “our buddy carl was jepsen-ed and he may never be the same.”
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– guy hears a girl singing ‘call me maybe’ whilst walking down the street-
guy — “stand back, foul creature! i will not be jepsen-ed!!”
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