Jeramy
yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! not spelled, “j-e-r-e-m-y”! a man of great knowledge and skill. a jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and s-x. jeramy’s excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. usually a jeramy is of the african-american race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. the average p-n-s size of a jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). many women are afraid of a jeramy’s p-n-s because of it’s great length, size, and girth. jeramy’s usually have many lovers. people flock to jeramy’s because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. they can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. becoming friends with a jeramy will make a person’s coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. many people say that meeting a jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the hindu religion, due to the jeramy’s magnificent power.
“who is the valedictorian this year? oh, it’s jeramy! of course! he’s really smart!”
“d-mn that guy is really talented! h-ll yeah! it’s jeramy! we played naked soccer! his giant d-ck was flopping everywhere! then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! wow! yea! then we had s-x! it was the best s-x i have ever had!”
“that guys c-ck is huge! who is that? oh, it’s jeramy!”
“why won’t my cycle of reincarnation end already! i tried everything! karma’s a b-tch! did you meet that guy over there? who, jeramy? yeah! (walks over to jeramy) hey, jeramy! what’s up, guy i have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)
horribly misspelled version of jeremy that makes people who are named jeremy have to spell it out for everyone.
“that’s j-e-r-e-m-y?” “naw, my ma was stupid, so it’s jeramy j-e-r-a-m-y” “ouch, that sucks” “i know.”
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