JereBear
a little asian bear that one would love to snuggle up with.
oh, my jerebear is so cute and cuddly, i just adore him!
something many claim to be but unfortunately are unable to follow through with the code of the jerebear.
the jerebear code.
1. you respect women. no exceptions unless that b-tch cheats on you!
2. spread love like it was going out of style (mainly to women)
3. no h-m-s-xuals can be jerebears. sorry but that’s life
4. always treat a woman like she was your woman. that way if you’re available she will know that you are the sh-t and all other guys are just t-rd sh-ts.
5. jerebears don’t cheat. straight up
6. “bros before hoes” applies to all jerebears unless it’s your woman
7. you are not a b-tch and will not take sh-t from a woman even one you have a high level of respect for
8. don’t cheat on your woman especially if she’s amazing.
9. don’t cheat on your woman even if she is cheating on you.
10. cheating is not tolerated by a jerebear. you must immediately break off the relationship if she cheats. both offenders are at fault. one exception is if it was completely forced at which point you will gather all strength and will power, hook up with some friends, and beat the living sh-t out of the dude who messed with your woman.
11. your name must be jeremy!!!!
that guy is so smooth with the ladies. he must be a jerebear
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