Jered

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don’t know him. which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn’t wanna f-ck with him. you f-cking b-tch
“jered where are my f-cking car keys”
jered- i don’t f-cking know b-tch
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a s-d-stic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. he initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. he is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. he is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. he is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (he is not emo!)

his constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

the name jered derives from the hebrew word “yah-rod” which means “perpetual leader”
a.
shssh! shut-up or jered might hear you!
b.
person: hi jered! -with a teasing accent-
jered: urgh, what do you want?
person: nothing -giggles like an idiot-
jered: … -clenches hands while forcing a smile-
1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn’t know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won’t tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one i will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already
best friend crying
jered: -comes up and gives a hug- “i love you”
the hottest firefighter to ever live.he has the most captivating eyes and an incredibly charismatic personality.his optimistic approach to life tends to lead to inspiration. a person who you could talk to for hours, and be rescued by any time.
jered is smokin’
to be ditched by one that -ssures their presence, time and time again, when a simple “i can’t make it” from the begining would suffice.
ayman said he was going to be here for sure, but he’s not answering his phone. i think he jer’ed us.
indescribable. not in the good way.
“who does that with a sausage roll. thats so jered”