pinch one off


1. to quickly squeeze out a sh-t
2. to pinch off the end of a rather large sh-t in order to be done quicker.
jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.
1 more definition
v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a t-rd
after chugging his cup of morning coffee, teddy had to pinch one off.

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