JEREMY CLARK
1. a combination-phrase/name of a certain celebrity hair stylist; the first name jeremy is thought to be a reference to ron jeremy. the last name, clark, references a popular brand of pirate boots and/or footwear.
2. the initials “jc” often imply a royal ancestry that can be traced from jarvis c-cker to jesus christ.
3. a combination of the name: jeremy, derived from the ancient aztec (pr-nounced: -ss-tech) word for telling a whopper: jeremiah. and the word clark, which refers to a disguised super-hero in a phone booth. ie: “to be a clark kent lit. translation: “a lying-aztec-disguised-as-a-friendly-journalist.”
4. can also be used in reference to someone with prophetic powers and a cartoon alter-ego caped crusader. ie: “he who speaketh of naked-ness, yet remaineth caped.” from the old testament apocryphal erotic book series: “clark kent has a huge jeremiah!” and the new testament: “the further adventures of jeremy in clarkson.”
5. a rumoured shadow pirate, and devoted pastafarian disguised as a mellow-mannered hair stylist from north hollywood.
6. a deadly pirate who likes to scalp his victims employing a scissor-move with 2 swords.
girl 1: “i hear he has a large jeremy….”
girl 2: “and i love that he wears clarks… i’d let him walk all over me!”
favorite quote: “i am not jesus. but i have the same initials….
overheard in a bar: “jeremy clarked in my face last night right after he took all my booty. after which he dubbed me his one-eyed pirate princess and smacked me in the nose with his sword.
response: “that’s dirty sanchez. go wash your face.”
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