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• Westwood Goodbye

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• ned ryersoning

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  extension of the word “crib” – coined by drake – meaning house, home, or dwelling. (pr-nounced crib-o) after the club we headed back to the cribo

• Enforce the law

  a euphemism used to represent rapid and m-ssive deportation of undoc-mented immigrants in the united states. in 2016, republican presidential candidates donald trump and ted cruz were often quoted as saying “i will enforce the law” when asked about their stance on illegal immigration. federal immigration law says, if we apprehend an individual who is […]

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