Jerk Bomb


a random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of s-xual or of non-s-xual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents -j-c-l-t–n.
i was jerking off to internet p-rn and an image of my mom popped into my head and jerk bombed me.
someone, particularly asian, obsessed with being an ap student.
that asian ap student is such a jerkbomb.

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