jerk break


a break period used to go m-st-rb-t- because you’re aroused or your mind is preoccupied with s-x. typical among males. jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
man i’ve been reading this same f-cking page for fifteen minutes and i’ve got a big b-n-r and can’t concentrate. i think this calls for a jerk break. jerk break!

do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?

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