jerk from home


pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the p-ss.

the reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more b-lls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
employee: “there’s no work to do. i’m going to jerk from home this friday.”

manager: “fine with me. i might jerk from home then too.”

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