Jerk Monkey
someone who is being an -sshole and acts immature.
that jerk monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!
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1. an unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene
2.a person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality
all americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.
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