Jerk Nails
a way girls have of telling if guy’s are jerks based on how perfect their fingernails are. revealed to us men by a how i met your mother episode which also featured crazy eyes on girls.
now i always cut my fingernails a little badly so girls won’t see the jerk nails.
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