Jerk-off Diet
also referred to as “j-rk–ff fasting”, a technique used by men where you do not j-rk–ff for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do j-rk–ff after your fasting.
brian: “dude, i don’t get pleasure from jerking off anymore.”
gary: “do the j-rk–ff diet!”
brian: “good idea!”
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