Jerk Off Shuffle
1. the awkward way you walk when you have s-m-n dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. the lightning fast run performed when you’re jerking off and you hear the garage door open
dude i jerked off and got j-zz all over my stomach so i had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
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