a jerk p–p is where a person needs to p–p really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to p–p..its a jerk and won’t come out.
i better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so i’m gonna have the worst jerk p–p.
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a p–p taken while jerking off. can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.
ugh! i hate you! you’re such a jerkp–p!
(noun): small bears tamed by elves, that were cross-breed with draagon-flies. so they now have wings and the albity to fly. check it i ain’t lying!!! look at all the cute fariebears, awww they are so soft.
- ketchup addict
someone who eats ketchup with almost every meal, it is as much a staple of their diet as bread and water. some signs are you freak out when you realise there is none left in the household(ketchup famine) meals without it seem bland. when u have a bottle in your car or bring one to […]
- *n*l dysfunction
when your -n-s is not functioning from being clogged. it can only be cured by making another hole in your -ss. george put advil up his -n-s because of his -n-l dysfunction
aggressive advertiser the people at gator are such hucksters. 2 more definitions some one who’s only concerned with making money. like michael hurst, who is a cl-ssic example of a huckster. you f-ck-ng huckster, quit trying to sell your sh-t on ebay. a mike huckabee supporter. let’s all go to the primary and pretend to […]
when playing basketball (or another sport that is easier with two hands) and one has food in a hand, playing with the other. dude 1: he’s never gonna make that shot with the pizza in his hand dude 2: yeah it’s a total fattycap