jerkability
a rating of how s-xy (or appealing to m-st-rb-t- to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being e.t. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being angelina jolie 20 years ago
adam: dude, did you see the grammy awards last night?
josh: heck yes! megan fox was so hot!!
adam: dude…you’re stupid, she’s only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.
josh:wut?
adam: her thumbs look like big toes…
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