Jerkin’ my Johnson
1. getting screwed over.
2. beatin’ the meat.
1. jimmy: i think i’m going to burn your house down, kill your children, and steal your wife.
matt: man, your really jerkin’ my johnson right now.
2. guy: i think i’m gonna go jerk my johnson after watching some p-rn.
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