worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal d-ck access when p-rn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures b-n-r against chest in jerk stop emergency. for best results b-n-r should cover at least two inches above belly b-tton
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his jerking shorts completely on the carpet crumpled around his feet, sitting at the computer, p-rn playing, jerking his lubed d-ck, eager to ntt over head onto the floor behind him setting a new j-zz range score
b-n-rs that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of jerking shorts
samtastic is a nickname including the name sam plus the word fantastic, in which creating samtastic. which really means the defintion of fantastic, with the name sam added on as well. you are so samtastic! the gayest thing you could ever say. ever. person 1: thats so samtastic! / person 2: wtf? a production agency […]
- samuel johnson
the first man to create a dictionary of the english language. without samuel johnson, urban dictionary wouldn’t exist.
the act of pouring a bunch of sand, often wet, into someone’s underpants. jeff’s been acting like a d-ck lately, let’s go give him a sandbasket.
- jersey wahoos
one of the sh-ttiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. h-ll hole for people who swim here year round. quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. has a guys team filled with -ssholes. once you are there you can never leave. known for sucking the lives out of […]
a cross between an emo and a sl-t they often hang round in groups and latch onto lads who dont expect it they often lose their virginity at a young age bob: oh hi! emut: sleep with me! bob: your dressed like an emo… emut: sleep with me!!! i like you -attaches to arm- bob: […]