jerkmuffin


a person who acts like a wuss or baby to manipulate people
pablo: oh no, i dropped my ice cream, boo hoo
john: ha ha
pablo: -sniff sniff- will you buy me a new one? -sniff sniff-
john: no way jerkm-ffin

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