jerkomatic
adj.- an automatic b-n-r for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)
1: dude! did you see that chick’s -ss?
2: perfect! i guess that’s why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic…i’m goin’ too
2: w-nker…
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