Jerkwad

a variation of -sswad. an -sshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. origin: refence to a peice of toilet paper used during male masturbation.
“g-d you’re a jerkwad jerry.”

“stop being a cheap motel room jerkwad jerry and gimmie a dollar!”
any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off s-m-n after masturbation.
“eric! what happened to your curtains? they are all crusty!”
noun. an -sswipe.
“whomever keeps cancelling my submissions before they are reviewed is a jerkwad.”
some creep that p-sses on your socks while you sleep.
somebody p-ssed on my socks while i was asleep! hes a real jerkwad!
1:(n)an annoying jerk 2: (a) in an annoying way or a aggrivating way 3: (n) an a jerk who iz obbsessive or someone who wont leave you alone 4: (n) a jerk bigger than a jerk
he was an annoying jerkwad
1. the results of jerking off
2. j-sm
3. c-m
“p-ss-off jerk wad”
“john is such a jerk wad”
“why does he act like such a jerk wad”
what emerges from ones p-ck-r after masturbation especially after long abstinence.
immortalized by the late great bill hicks, when he said he hadn’t been laid in years. and what would emerge next time would be
like a wax dart.