Jerky Curtains
(noun)
jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she’s got jerky curtains, that sh-t must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
a beef jerkey-like product made from an afro american woman’s roastbeef curtains, or very loose p-ssy lips. the meat undergo’s the same process needed to create your regular store-bought beef jerkey.
scott enjoyed his tuna melt at work today topped with some tastey jerky curtains!
long p-ssy lips, worn out p-ssy, a well used v-g-n-, stretched out l-b–
her l-b– resembled a pair of jerky curtains
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