jerns

a jern is a girl.
a pretty and s-xy girl.
u ever smash a jern raw and her cootch is so good and u jus don’t wanna pull out?

yo john, u see the big t-tty spanish jern in aisle 6 with the tmac under that dress?
t-st-cl-s. b-lls. cajones. most often used in an insulting manner, especially in reference to s-xual favors or to talk to prost-tutes.
get on them jerns b-tch!
one who pushes their big fat face into other peoples business disregarding the factual nature of any subject in hand. tends to sport large ears of an elephants appearance and has absolutely so respect or consideration for others. this type of person is an enormous gossip and is never happy until they have ruined everyone else’s lives. don’t ever confront a jerns for they will take you off of their top 8 or write a mysp-ce blog about you. most of the time you can’t tell if they are male or female.
dude 1: “hey, what the heck is that?”
dude 2: “oh, that’s a jerns, man. you can never tell!”

“that was such a jerns move.”
a sound made by the human voice which emulates a high pitch tone and is held for at least 3 seconds, but could potentially extend for an infinite amount of time. usually reserved for moments of high excitement or for the use of extreme attention grabbing.
after he hit that game winning shot i popped such an intense jern that a todler 3 rows down started screaming!
the ultimate and supreme c-ckblock.
yo, i was gonna bang that chick untill dave had to jern me!!