Jerpes
jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.
don’t get to close to her, you’ll get jerpes
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dude, it’s like herpes….but like way worse….and james has it.
you definitely don’t want it.
that’s not a cold sore….you’ve got jerpes.
short for “joint herpes,” which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.
don’t share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.
dude. jesse gave me jerpes.
herpes, but it goes to the synagogue on sunday. can be obtained through the “herpes hands” or touching a jew.
troy, your jewish jew-fro’d -ss has jerpes
it’s like herpes, but of the jewish variety.
schwedy: “yo d-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?”
d-man: “what, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?”
schwedy: “no, virgin boy. he got the jerpes!”
herpes, but the kind jimmy urine of msi has, which makes them less scary then herpes and makes them fun…
girl 1-holy h-ll i can’t wait to see jimmi at the msi show, if yah catch my drift!
girl 2- ew but he has herpes!
girl 1- no he has jerpes, it’s differnt!!!
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