Jerry Maguire moment


a person who is up late at night and is suddenly struck with an idea that will radically change the misdirection his company has been taking. usually accompanied with regret the next morning after having realized how foolhardy it was. as seen in the film jerry maguire.
sorry boss, i had a jerry maguire moment last night.

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