Loading the Cannon


a s-xual act where you pry open your partner’s b-tthole and p–p into it.
“i’m going out with becky tonight. don’t come over after 9. i will be loading the cannon.”

“i loaded that b-tch’s cannon last night.”

“dude! who loaded my sister’s cannon last night? there is sh-t everywhere!”
1 more definition
to place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking
yo, don’t be loading the cannon in my car! wait until you get home.

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