jerryleecooper


a. a self-proclaimed “computer guru” that gained a cult following after his zdnet forum postings made the front page of digg. see his fan website at jerryleecooper.com

b. the name for one who believes solely in the power of microsoft. denoucing apple inc. and completely ignorant of linux.
jerryleecooper: “vista is far more powerful than windows xp, and runs twice as fast. it is also much harder to pirate.”
“its clearly evident that vista is the future. one only has to watch tv for a short period of time and see the advertising.”
“are you saying that this linux can run on a computer without windows underneath it, at all ? as in, without a boot disk, without any drivers, and without any services?
that sounds preposterous to me.”

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