jersey bitch
fairly self-explanatory.
a woman who exhibits behaviors that merit the b-word appellation in a way the also spotlights her new jersey-ness and sets her apart from other possible species of b-words. their new jersey-ness is defined by a certain accent, a certain edge, a certain preference for certain geographical points within the state at certain times of year, a certain love for awful acronyms/emojis/anything on social media, a craving of certain foods, at times the poorly executed acquisition of certain cosmetic enhancements put on full display for the instagram world, certain tastes in shows, squad formations, skin tone, vocal chord volume and s-xual curiosity.
that jersey b-tch invited me dts for mdw, but not sure i’m dtf. there’s just something about her.
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