Jersey Fruit Bowl
similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the jersey fruit bowl a male pract-tioner will cup his genitalia (p-n-s and t-st-cl-s) and push them backward, toward the -n-s, before pressing his -ss against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. also nicknamed “the jfb”, it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. when performed in the state of new jersey, it is often referred to as an “indigenous fruit bowl”.
sam: “i am going to moon those people in the car next to us”
dave: “why not give them a jersey fruit bowl?”
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