Jersey Hamburger
when you’re going to pound town and you fold her in half “hamburger style” putting her feet behind her head. there’s a proud new jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the jersey hamburger.
vinny: hey tony, you get a piece of -ss last night?
tony: yea bro, i have her the ol jersey hamburger.
#s-x missionary dirty
when a man takes a woman’s patties (her br–sts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). he then slaps her across the forehead with his b-n-r, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (c-m on her feet) and make her “sleep with da fishes” (pee on her face)
ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave snookie a jersey hamburger after i gave her a jersey hotdog
#jersey #hamburger #b–bs #motorboat #patties #buns
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