Jersey Handshake
a jersey handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person’s hand, you stab them. originated in new jersey.
“i swear to god, if someone throws sh-t at me, i’m gonna give them the jersey handshake.”
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fingering a girl while making out with them, in public.
“i gave a five-year-old a jersey handshake last night, everyone was cheering me on until the police came”
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