Jersey Jesus Walker


a woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling jesus in his robes.

jjws usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
“gross…there’s another jersey jesus walker hiding her cankles.”

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