Jersey local


someone who is from new jersey and lives at the jersey sh-r- all year around. the are jealous of the swag that the vacationers carry, because they have none. they usually get their girls stolen from them by shoobies and will do things like start some sh-t, and then run away from the fight. they pretend to be proud to be a local, but really its just a way to cover up their insecurities.
jersey local says, “f-ckin shoobies littering on our beaches , and stealing my girlfriend, this is bullsh-t, gets me so mad i could throw a rock or some sh-t bra”

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