Jersey Louie
a jersey louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate u-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the state of new jersey. they intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). a jersey louie is a ideal for when an accident or other f-ck-up is clogging your egress leftward. legend has it that jersey louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.
hotchkiss: i need to turn eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.
michaela: do a jersey louie.
hotchkiss: good thinking! a thousand blessings ! we slipped past that cl-ster-f-ck at the light !
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