Jersey Mack Daddy


new jersey dwelling male of italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5’0″ and 5’4″ tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 b-ttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of -ssorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an iroc-z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to “get laid.”
joe pesci in “my cousin vinny”

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