named after the eponymous island, where a case of systematic child abuse was uncovered at an orphanage.
you hear that the police took away old jack after he downloaded a bunch of jersey postcards? always had my doubts…
- jewish niglet
a very rare case indeed, its a small, (may be a baby) jewish black kid, usually ride in jew canoes… white chocolate: d-mn son! what in the name of abortion is that f-ck-d up sh-t?!?! jamaal: aw ain’t y’all ever seen a jewish niglet befo’??
- jovi drunk
getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an -ss to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around. generally speaking when […]
when someone puts their stinky cup over another persons face like an oxygen mask. after practice john gave his girlfriend some joxygen. the air supplied when a sweaty jock is held up to someones face (similar to an oxygen mask). most effective if a struggle ensues and the -ssailant can maintain a proper seal over […]
a huge impending sneeze you know you can’t prevent. as soon as my dentist’s hot -ssistant started on me, i felt a monster juggersnot coming on.
- tijuana sunrise
the act of lying under a gl-ss table while a woman hovers above and sh-ts on the gl-ss. sources believe this form of performance art started in mexico, but quickly spread to the states. frank, an aspiring gastroenterologist, traveled to mexico to witness first-hand a tijuana sunrise since no video doc-mentarian had ever chronicled this […]