Jersey Shore Barrier


the act of physically placing the entire cast of jersey sh-r- in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (it is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
hey tommy i just set up another jersey sh-r- barrier by the lincoln tunnel.those kids are dumb as tree trunks. g-d willing someone’s been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. plus, i threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

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