jersh
jersh. what does jersh actually mean? well, it’s hard to tell. it’s this one thing, you know, that one random thing. you never know it’s coming. it’s just pops up and you can never forget. it’s that one hilarious guy who everyone knows. he’s also respectful, trustworthy, and interesting. and if you don’t know him, there’s something wrong with you. he may not be the one who everyone wants to be, but he’s the one that you wish was your best fwend.
he’s rare too, you gotta search high and low. there might be another jersh, but you gotta make sure it’s the right jersh. out of the current 7 billion population, there is a major 0.0000000001%.
p1. hey, guess what?!
p2. what?!
p1. i saw a jersh today!
p2. are you sure it was a jersh?! it’s too rare to be true! are you sureee?!!
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