Jeruss
pr-nounced (jair-uhss)
1. the most gorgeous male first name in the entire universe. individuals that possess this name as a first name are often multi-faceted, forward-thinking, charming, hilarious, tall, attractive, talented, athletic, intellectual, articulate, p-ssionate, musically-inclined, and confident.
2. american male first name derived from the biblical name “jairus” which means “my light, who diffuses light”.
jeruss is absolutely beautiful!!!! i’d gladly let him shower me with his milk of spermesia.
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