jerved
jerving or to jerve is a surprise j-zz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. this is much like but not to be confused with a person being served with a legal doc-ment or being owned in some kind of compet-tion.
mad dog: yo lil rea, i went up to this chick last night and asked her what her name was.
lil rea: what happend next?
mad dog: i pulled out my yogurt slinger, gave it a good tug, and blasted a j-zz bomb on her face. then as i turned to walk away, i looked back and said, “b-tch, you’ve just been jerved!”
or
mad dog: lil rea, where you heading?
lil rea: yo bro i’m just goin to jerve and swerve on my main b-tch, holla!
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