Joe Boner


he’s a dude who once got a b-n-r while wearing sweat pants in public. he claims he wasn’t aroused, but he’s full of sh-t. hence, anyone who has a constant erection shall be called ‘joe b-n-r.’
yo look! joe’s got a f-ckin b-n-r! well he is joe b-n-r.

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